I have two Marie Callender's pies thawed and ready in my fridge, a coconut cream and a chocolate cream. Plan is to smash both on my face and head and use the remains to masturbate. Cream pies make for awesome lube by the way!

I've been trying to think of the best way to do it. I think I'm gonna go with one straight on my face and one to the top or back of my head, then immediately smoosh them to the sides of my face. If anybody has better suggestions from experience, please let me know!

I love WAM, but don't partake all that often. These pies have been sitting there 3 days calling me. I've been longing for the weekend, been so busy. I can't wait! I've also never destroyed more than one pie in a session before, and I usually only do smaller slices at a time, so that's another aspect that's got me all excited.

Have fun! And you can always smear it all around, gather it up, and get another hit of it while you play.