Roses are red,
This gunge is red too,
Come visit my dungeon,
I'll drench you in goo!

Anyone else got any V-day inspired messy rhymes?

Pies are white
Slime is green
After what's about to happen
You'll be the furthest from clean

When I wear jeans
I fill them with beans
And if I'm in a really weird mood
I'll add some slimy sardines!

Mud is brown,
My socks are bright,
When my shoes came off,
I had quite a fright!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This slime is green
Guess what's for YOU!

Love all the rhymes

Straight up bars home!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come sit on one pie
Let's make it two
With all of this mess
I've worked up a thirst
Now drop that cute dress
And you can cum first

Come and sit down
On my nice chair
I'll rub a nice pie
Right into your hair

Maybe a cake
Will be next, just in case
And I'll place it right there
Straight into your face