If you could create a competition between
the USA and the UK, what would be the
events and who would be on the team's?

For an event I imagine the simple trivia
game where the person who answered
Correctly gets to pie the other.

Would have to have multiple rounds, some featuring things the US excels at, and some things the UK is master of. And some rounds where the team from one country has to use specialist stuff from the other, imagine a US team having to use custard, or a UK team learning cool whip pies on each other.

As to who, the teams would have to be assembled from star people from various different producers, same as how the football world cup teams are built from great players from different club sides. I could see one or more of my people having a lot of fun in an international wam contest, perhaps Friday could represent us?

Pie throwing contest is an obvious one, points based on distance and accuracy.

you just got to have a mud tug of war with the girls in country sports catsuits like the cyclists wear

"Creampie" is a whole different kink.

A muddy assault course in the finest of formal wear for both men and women, with extra points allocated towards the final score based on who can trash their outfits the most, would be but one round during the WAM competition between the UK & USA for myself.

Maria and I did this as a private session once. Including things like singing the national anthem and worst singer gets covered in custard (me )

You would have thought after little over a year
and half, I would come up with another idea
for an event. I'm glad people are thinking of
events more.

Presumably this would be called the Pie-der Cup?