Saw watching Geordie Shore last night and Charlotte got a nice shaving cream smashed in her face and then hosed down in the bath. Was very good coverage. There is a repeat tonight on MTV for those interested. Charlotte is hot but be warned programme is probably not to everyone's tastes.

Here is Charlotte for those not familar with programme

Nice, apparently Charlotte is the girl to prank in this stupid show. She also got destroyed in messy stuff last season.

She is beautiful. Love photos. Any videos of it

Hmm. Judging by these videos, they use the expression "custard pie" to mean... well, suffice to say it's not what you'd call 'on topic'

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=geordie shore pies&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=2lwqVpWIEcWyUZGvk6AH#q=geordie shore pies&tbm=vid

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2012-01-31/geordie-shore-series-two-phrasebook

my geordie message: this post is mint, it's a game to post a reply I hope I've used the phrases correctly