There's a fair amount of info in my profile but I'm looking to meet someone (any gender) who woukd like to make me messy or get messy together. Or potentially just swap kinky messy chat (though ultimately my priority is to meet people).

40y/o female, size 16, loves gunge, pies, panty filling, sweet food etc etc, limited real life experience but really really want it! Looking for fun, messy times.

Sounds great! like the way you think!

Sounds a whole lot of fun.

I imagine your post will have generated quite a bit of interest, but please feel free to say hi if you like. I'm a little bit far (Manchester) but could travel. Also with a partner who is happy for me to see other people. Also on fetlife (messyheathen) if you're on there. Happy to exchange face pics.

let's chat

A very interesting profile, I bet you'd be good fun to get messy with.

hi very interesting profile i can meet or chat IM BASED IN NORFUK BUT CAN TRAVALE meting for a coffee is a great idea to get to no some one first I'm or so in my 40s

I'm in Birmingham and would definitely be interested. Drop me a message if you fancy a chat

Not that far from west midlands in Luton area lets chat

I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with messages,

I'm a 50yr old straight male, from Yorkshire. I'm pretty good at delivering a good pie to the face, a triple over the head... and the compulsory custard in the knickers...

Love to chat.

Hey. I'm in Birmingham and would love to chat with you and maybe meet for a messy session after a drink

I'm also on messyguyuk@gmail.com

Very interested in this and could get across to Birmingham occasionally

Hi.
I'm just down the road from birmingham,only about 30 mins train ride.
I'd love to meet and have some messy fun,I unfortunately can't accommodate myself but willing to travel as I'm so close.
I'm happy to arrange a meet up ahead for a chat beforehand. I attend the BBB in brum most months so that could be a potential pre meeting place.

Bethy

Sounds like a lot of fun,I'd be interested

I'm in Manchester, would happily travel down. Drop me a.message if you're interested

Hey, im 42 straight male and single happy to chat whenever and also only an hour away from the midlands.

love getting wet and messy, especially food play. Cream in my knickers and tights .. yes please !

Would love to meet up for a little session of fun can travel to you !

I love chatting!
Try me and see!