This originated on Tumblr but it's made its way to Facebook as well. It appears to be a humorous excerpt from a non-existent erotica story. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it; I sure did!
Though just as the sexytiems are beginning, she somehow mistakes the horizontal zipper on his fanny pack for the vertical zipper on his jeans? Way to pull the reader out of the moment, erotica author!
Premature ravioli release...still a better love story than Twilight.
If anyone from UMD is responsible for this, may he speak up now!
Love you, too
