I just got back from comicon and I didn't fill my bag with any goodies, I can't have an empty bag so start to fill it with lots of mess before putting it back on. It's heavy on my back and I can hear the gunge, custard and chocolate milk sloshing about. Now I'm too clean, which I promptly fix with more mess. My silk dress clings to me as I get messier and messier before pouring the contents of my bag over my head. That's better!