On my knees dressed in my Union Jack coloured outfit, hat with the flag, blue bra, white big panties, red fishnet stockings and white extra heels.

Layed out in front of me are 3 pies and 3 big bowls of union jack coloured gunge. It would only be right to start in the true formation red, white, blue pies. One after another I push these gungey pies in my face spearing them all over my face hair and body creating a beautiful foamy gunge mess. These big white panties needed some colour, I grab the red gunge and start to fill my big panties followed by white gunge and topped off with blue, it would only be right to give myself some union jacket front wedgies. I couldn't resist taking off my high heels to get my feet messy in my fishnet tights so in the same formation I slowly pour each bowl of gunge one by one slowly rubbing my feet together absolutely covering my soles and toes.

Using all the gunge I have left I pour each bowl over my face completely covering my face until I'm completely trashed. Happy coronation day everyone.