Lucia and Miss Abigail, both dressed in form-fitting cycling skinsuits, in the livery of the British Cycling teams from various major sports events, drench and cover each other with golden syrup and custard. Mmmm, this jubilee celebration is a tasty business!

First order of busines is filling each other's suits with golden syrup, Lucia first, then Miss Abigail. Lucia holds her suit open while Miss Abigail empties an entire large bottle of syrup into Lucia's front. Lucia then just allows the syrup to flow and develop in her own suit while she returns the favour to Miss Abigail. They carry on like this for the first few minutes, calmly allowing more syrup to be poured into their own suits, then just letting it flow around and seep through while focusing on doing the same back to each other. As the name implies, you don't wear anything at all beneath a skinsuit, so the flowing syrup is soon slipping and sliding into sensitive places, front and back.

Once their suits are both well filled with syrup, custard gets added to the mix. When you mix custard and syrup you get a deliciously slippery, gloopy, flowing mess, and before long they're both filled and covered in it.

By the end of the scene they're both drenched in mess from head to toes, including thorough messy shampoos for both of them.

And that is how you celebrate the Splatinum Jubilee!