Flanman sings the 10 Green Bottles song but of course the word "bottles" is replaced with custard pies and Madame flan stick a pie in his face at the end of each line.

Singles pies are added for 10, 9 and 8

A double pie hit for 7 and 6

The final 5 are delivered in a barrage at the end.

A Slosh Bowler Hat is also dumped on Flanman's head and at the very end, to complete his humiliation, his bare feet / soles have slosh flicked on them also.