I begin today's mess with a colorful blue and purple pie sandwich to the face. I smear it all over my face, hair, and chest and then continue with another pie sandwich, this time one made with strawberry and red velvet batter :) The colors are just incredible! I smear the brightly colored mess all over my legs and arms, making sure to cover every inch of my body before taking yet another huge strawberry cake batter pie to the face. I can't help but touch myself before continuing with a lemon cake batter pour to the face as well as a full gallon of maple syrup also poured over my head and long hair. I grab my hitachi wand and start pleasuring myself before dumping a bowl of thick mayo on my head. After pleasuring myself some more, I grab a 5 gallon bucket full of sloppy mayo mess and head dunk in it while using my hitachi. I also make sure to do some fun athletic moves while I head dunk, as usual ;) After head dunking to my heart's desire, I pour the entire 5 gallon bucket of mess over my head and keep using my hitachi wand until I get off.