In this scene James is wearing a brand new dark brown leather jacket, a white shirt and black tie, skinny grey jeans and a belt and brand new dark brown leather boots. Also a pair of aviator sunglasses.
He arrives at the studio where he is greeted by Al who wastes no time in telling him that the shoot today will involve a lot of mess to make up for missing previous shoots. James cockily states that he can take anything.
Al begins by cracking two dozen eggs over his head and jacket, followed by, in roughly this order, cream pies, custard, golden syrup, green gunge, yoghurt, cake batter, semolina, treacle, icing sugar, orange gunge, cocoa powder, yellow gunge and at the end of all that a trip into the gunge tank. The final humiliation is having a hat full of shaving foam forced onto his head.
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