A HUUUUUGE shout out to burg42 for collaborating and initiating this idea!!! What a mind blowing experience it was to be completely covered in the most amazing pies everrrrrrrr!!!
Let us hope this video makes you feel as close to the way I felt as possible!!
If I have anything to say about it IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!
The most incredible feeling ever is being annihilated by a plethora of huge pies! First I plaster myself with twenty four cream pies with crust! My first time ever doing this! If that wasn't incredible enough I top that off with a bucket of shaving cream and move on to the next batch of pies. In this 2 part spectacular I manage 67 pies from head to toe and literally never have been so horned up by pies. Then I collect up all the dropped slop and dump it all over myself one more time before the finish. It wouldn't be right if I didn't squirt a big load out for you at the end!
If you watch this, just know: it is the paramount pie video. Seriously, NOTHING even comes close to topping this. GungeKing took my custom and went above and beyond with it. You know those cartoons where you see someone get nailed with an absurdly unrealistic amount of pies and you think "there's no way that's even possible, but damn if I wish it weren't real." Um, yeah--it's motherfuckin' real, and this video proves it.
Right when you think it's over, he just keeps pulling more pies out from off-screen. This is the sort of material that makes me think UMD needs to do a WOTY (Wammer of The Year) award in addition to WOTD.
The absolute best scene that is just platinum standard happens close to the end with the second bucket smashing. I seriously can think of nothing better. This video should be a WAM classic--it is Hall of Fame (Shame?) material. If you get it, trust me it is worth every fuckin' penny.
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