Beans Boy (who is rather aptly named) finds himself in a paddling pool expecting to be playing some kind of drinking game but he is in for a surprise when he is accused of stealing food from the cupboard. In fact not just one or 2 items but a whole months worth of groceries that he has been stashing under his bed.
So as punishment and to work as a deterrent for his thieving ways this feisty redhead says he can have the food because she certainly doesn't want it after it's been festering under his bed... but not in the way he was expecting as she starts to pour it all over his head.
There's cans of soup, mushy peas, copious amounts of baked beans (no surprise!), hotdogs, chili con carne, sauces, peaches and rice pudding.
She threatens to take a picture of him all messy and put it on the communal noticeboard so everyone can see what a little 'tea leaf' he is!
She laughs at him as she tells him how satisfying it is to see all that gunk and bean juice dripping down his face,
Beans Boy is instructed to get the mushy peas which are stuck fast out of the can and put them down his pants.
He suffers even more humiliation as he opens his pants to reveal he is packing a hard-on and she berates him for getting aroused because he's being told off and dirty.
She stuffs the backside of his leggings with mayonnaise.
She packs 6 large hotdogs into his mouth and pour the brine over his head.
After the remaining ingredients are poured over him he is made to sit in the mess with hotdogs still protruding from his mouth.
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