I hope that this is the first of many crossovers from slapstickstuff. Kylie is absolutely gorgeous!

Clearly, the good folk at Slapstick Stuff just didn't have the Super Strength necessary to keep that Stunning Body from busting out of its Fabric Prison of Propriety. Kylie's glorious breasts are the only ones to ever Poke On Through to the Other Side in a SStuff video, and now she's sashaying quite a few more steps on down the line with that Texan Toastess with the Mostess, Messygirl Leah.

The reviews are in and the critics are saying: Garbo Talks! Bird Lives! Harrison Is Free! And Kylie, the apple of many an erection around the UMD rodeo, is head-over-heels in nudity this Christmas, gloriously splayed out in a variety of compromising positions, and slathered in pies and slime and chocolate, her perpetual fate it seems.

I think this is the only one on either end... Sorry! Don't make me tell you about the time in the mid-2000s when Liz Ashley was down to shoot with us... and then flaked out on her plans....

Also, you guys might've missed it, but I'm pretty sure MG shot (and released) some Kylie clips about a year ago!

I'm just imagining a scenario where one of Rich's models gets on the wrong plane, ends up in Texas, and Messygirl is like, "So do you want to do your ass-eating scene first, or the fucking machine?"

We actually were in contact with Breana from SS to shoot for us, but then out of the blue she stopped responding to our emails. I have a feeling a little bird told her to avoid us.

Seriously?! This would have been epic! Oh well, we can only imagine, right?

Well since it's Texas, I hope you shot the fuck out of that bird and ate it for Thanksgiving.

Yes, nothing left but bones.