I'm Dave, 57, from East Yorkshire, also known as Whiteshirtman here on UMD.
I'm a friendly, genuine, slightly cheeky bloke who loves WAM, smart clothes, suits, gunge, foam and having a good laugh!
I'd really love to meet a like-minded woman who shares my interests, whether that's getting messy together, helping with filming, doing the pouring or simply enjoying the fun.
But I'm not just looking for messy sessions. I'd love to find someone to share a coffee with, enjoy days out, have a laugh and hopefully build a genuine friendship or even a relationship.
Age isn't a big issue for me. Kindness, personality, chemistry and a sense of humour matter much more.
I'm happy to travel to meet the right person, and there's absolutely no pressure to jump straight into anything.
If you're interested, even if you're a little shy, please come and say hello. I'd love to hear from you!
Who knows? Maybe we'll make a lovely mess together someday!