My boss has me squishing bananas, I'm not sure why and think all this plastic is excessive... how much mess does he think I will make with a few bananas? Well he thought right, I end up getting banana on my face and clothes during the task then I try to open some custard but it squirts up in my face covering me more. I get frustrated and decide I will use all of the ingredients he has put aside for his project! I get totally covered in custard, crushed banana, squirty cream and toffee syrup before discovering a banana shaped dildo that I "use" in amongst the mess.