Have you discovered any unique or different ways to indulge in a classic self pie/gunge session?

Or ways to build up the anticipation / add to the experience such as playing games online while losing results in a sloppy forfeit?

Let me know down below if you have any ideas / what you've tried etc.

Sometimes I like pretending I'm an actor and I have to follow the script, no matter what happens to me. And of course the script involves getting humiliated and covered with mess

Try using AI to help write a script - I've used prompts like "I'm producing a short funny video that involves a female humiliating a male by covering him with various sweet desserts. Write me a line-by-line script that includes 5 humiliating insults, each paired with a dessert items being thrown at the male." Insert exactly the food items you have on hand and see where it goes!

For anticipation: I generate my script and practice my lines for a few days before the shoot

Planking over a Messy pie/cake
My slide is also a good way to force it but not practical for all LOL.

I like to put sealed cartons of custard in my shirt, button it up and flop on my chest/ stomach popping them open.

Fill a balloon with mess but twist the top, don't tie. Put it in you clothes and roll around a bit until it unties and sprays.
Also cover the balloon in baby oil so it won't stick to the skin, but also weakens the rubber and can sometimes cause it to burst instead.


Another way is to use the balloon of mess as a musturbation aid, but use vampire gloves to rub it. Harder you press, more likely to pop.

I love any way the mess is taken some way out of my control. The various play along videos you can buy here are fantastic for this, as is taking part in the odd game in the Wam Games group.

I've occasionally made bets with myself while watching a TV show. I'd watch something like the Bake Off and try and guess the winner of an episode, with a thematically appropriate messy item by my side. If I win, I'd stay clean. Otherwise I'd have to immediately get messy.