There is no story line to this video, Nyssa came over to my house and was horny as hell. Ya know sometimes you don't want to bother dressing up, sometimes you just wana get Naked and fuck! Well in a Muddy Vanilla way that is! Yes eventually I gave in and joined her.
You JOINED her??!!! For real or like metaphorical???!!! Old man Phil in mud again??? Just don't get married in mud! Maybe 4th time is a charm? Jayce needs to pay you a visit next year. I think this poster is good advice for anything, including marrying a fetish model! Well when you're back from whatever clandestine adventures you're partaking maybe?! You're the Richard Burton of UMD/WAM...EAT...DRINK...AND MARRY as many models named Mary!
Dirty Muse said: Maybe I should get married in Mud again! If my next wife is as hot as Nyssa I would be very happy. I have spoken to Jayce a few times.
Phil
For the reception you gotta have those pizza egg rolls! Can I bring a date? Where will you be registering?
Dirty Muse said: Nice jump Still holding out for the right muddy Woman to say 'Yes' then we will plan the wedding...
Phil
Unfortunately Sybil Fawlty, Mrs Slocombe, and Miss Brahms are dead lol Also Mrs Bucket too! You seem to chase the ladies away after marriage, you're the Benny Hill of Florida
Love you, too
Still holding out for the right muddy Woman to say 'Yes' then we will plan the wedding... 
