Watch me get pied and gunked in my green Christmas dress! I welcome you all and wish you a happy Christmas but before I can finish, I get a nice fruit cream pie splatted into my face! Then a nice follow up with some pudding cream pie! Then a team-effort pie sandwhich where I pie one side and another pie comes from the other side!
Next I try pie myself with a rock-hard crust cream pie but it's too hard to smash or break, so I just push the cream into my face and wear it as a hat. Then a super sloppy and thick whipped cream comes into my face covering me completely in white goo. Then another sloppy creamy pie straight to my face and another to the side of my head. I'm just a creamy blob at this point.
After I wipe, I explain that Louie's went to go make a fresh batch of cream while I have to sit there in pie goop! After he's back, I sandwhich myself once more making sure my face and head is covered fully.
Then one last super thick creamy pie to my face!
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, I then pour a bowl of really thick green cake batter gunge over my head. It was so thick! I think I've finally perfected my UK cake batter slime! I cover my head in thick green goop. I finish up by splatting some mixed up creamy and green goop from a cake tin into my face. So thick and gloopy!