In my living room, the red and black PVC dress gleamed, hugging my curves with a glossy sheen. Craving chaos, I grabbed two buckets brimming with green slime. With a grin, I poured the first over my head, the gooey cascade coating the dress, dripping messily onto the floor. The second bucket followed, splattering wildly, turning the sleek PVC into a sticky, vibrant mess. I twirled, laughing, the slime-soaked dress clinging to me, a gloriously messy masterpiece indoors.
I can't verify since I have never done this but I have been told that if you wear vinyl and then take a really good running start on those slip and slides kids use you pick up speed really quickly.
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