Come join me for a dip in the pool! To ensure I don't get burned, I coat myself with strawberry syrup and whipped cream. Then protect my hair from drying out with a good massage of Mayo. Can't forget wrinkle preventatives with whipped cream and chocolate pies to the face! Then I splosh around in the chocolate cake batter waters!

If anyone else is experiencing the aspect ratio issue, use Vlc and set a custom aspect ratio of 9:16 to fix it.