It finally happened! A while back I asked my girl if she'd ever been slimed or was willing to get slimed, after some convincing she finally agreed to get green slimed last night.

I've been fantasizing about this for a while so I wanted to make the most perfect bucket of green cake batter for her, I think it came out pretty much the perfect consistency.

She took it pretty well to, I had shown her some examples so she had an idea of what was coming, still I was surprised at how calm she kept.

She really didn't mind it in the end, hopped in the shower quickly right after and was able to wash off all the batter with relative ease. Let me know what you think! Hoping to give her her first pie in the face soon

AI

AI feeling.

Boots up AI checker: 99% likely Deepfake.

If this is your GF, I hope she knows you are doing this...

...write a www.umd.net messy forum post explaining how I slimed my girlfriend for the first time...

ChatGPT said:

Absolutely--here's a draft of a messy fetish story post for the UMD.net forums that captures a friendly, playful tone while describing your first sliming experience with your girlfriend:

Title: My First Time Sliming My Girlfriend

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to share how I finally got to live out a fantasy and slime my girlfriend for the first time! I'm still buzzing from how amazing it turned out, so I thought I'd post the story here.

We've been together for a while, and she knows I'm into WAM, but she'd never actually tried it herself. She was curious, though, and we'd talked about it a few times. Last weekend, she said she was game to give it a try--so I got everything ready in advance.

The Setup:
I set up a plastic sheet in the bathroom to keep the mess contained. I mixed up a few buckets of green slime--basically cake batter and a bit of instant pudding for thickness, plus some green food coloring to get that classic Nickelodeon look. I also prepped a couple of smaller bowls of chocolate syrup, just in case she wanted to get extra messy.

The Outfit:
She wore an old white tank top and shorts she didn't mind ruining. She looked so cute standing there, a little nervous but excited, too. I think the anticipation was almost the best part.

The Moment:
I asked if she was ready, and she nodded. I took the first bucket of slime and slowly poured it right over her head. The way it oozed down her hair and face was incredible--she gasped at how cold it was, then started giggling. I couldn't stop smiling. The slime kept flowing over her shoulders and soaking her clothes, dripping onto the floor in big green globs.

She wiped her eyes and looked up at me with this huge grin, and said, "Well, that's definitely an experience!"

We ended up using all the slime and finished by drizzling the chocolate syrup all over her arms and chest. She really got into it once she realized how fun it felt. We even took a few photos to remember the moment.

Aftercare:
I helped her clean up right away with the shower, and we both agreed we'd love to do it again sometime--maybe with different colors or even some pies next time.

This was such a big step for me to share this side of myself with her, and I feel so lucky she was open-minded and willing to try it. If anyone else is thinking about introducing WAM to their partner, I can definitely say: be patient, communicate a lot, and make sure it's fun and low-pressure.

Thanks for reading--I'd love to hear how others shared their first messy experiences, too!

If you'd like, I can tweak the tone (more playful, more erotic, more detailed) or help you format it further for the UMD forums. Just let me know!

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back to me: pretty impressive stuff coming out of AI in regards to wam stories, describing mess, plus videos are really getting real-looking as well...

Cmon man really? Either

A). This didn't happen and you're just using AI to try to get clicks and likes. Or

B). This did happen, but you don't have real photos and you're just lazily using AI to represent it.

Either way, uncool. Some of the best posts on this forum are these "first time success" stories. It's great content. But you don't need to misrepresent things, and you don't need to treat us like we're all stupid. We know what AI looks like. Lastly I'll also say if you need to flex your creative muscles, there's a blogs and stories portion of the site as well. This type of content would be perfectly acceptable there. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. Have a great day.

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