Hi Folks,

Well it has been a long time in the making but the gunge tank is finally ready and this weekend promises to be a real foam and gunge blockbuster. As you can witness absolutely no expense has been spent on this spectacular so stay tuned for two very messy starlets getting the trashing of their lifetimes. If raining the event will be postponed to avoid getting wet!

So watch this space for more exciting developments coming Saturday/Sunday the 7th/8th June 2025.

Liz and Friend xx

wow lots of building going on they've really put some effort in to that, and i spy a release by the gungetank maker as well. What gunge are you going to use ?

Hi Bea,

Yes, I had some help from a very talented young man who worked his socks off sorting all this out. But he asked no questions about what I might be using it for, so we'll leave it at that. I am sure my lovely friend and I will have a ball getting covered in a the mess we have planned. It is going to be a private affair, but can promise half of the Messy Supplies catalogue with coloured gunge and avalanche foam for pies. Also, an unholy stodge we have invented which is made from oatmeal and black treacle may be ending up in someone's knickers. It's a real shame you can't join us, but this little outing very much falls into the bracket of 'top secret'. If either wife were to find out then there would be a thick ear for the pair of us!

Lots of love,
Liz xx

aww thats a shame but i respect you for it, as you know from a few pm's im only here for shits and giggles the chances of me ever meeting is 0 now due to so many let downs, Who ever built it should be chuffed they've built something solid, its this the one that you said had tested it using something stupid like 300kgs to see if they could break it ?

That combo sounds amazing, it better end up in someone's knickers!

plastic ones sealed round the legs

That's going to look like a horrendous incontinence accident!

look like tons of fun... need gunge tank one day !

...so just as a quick update to the ensuing fun set to unravel this weekend just look what arrived today. This is a LOT of gunge and I think we may have over-catered on this occasion. Please standby to send in the coast guard if you spot two drenched t-girls about to drown!

L x

wow you'll need a good hosing down after that lot a real mix too, hope the session goes well and to the other girl involved you lucky cow that looks so much fun

Well, I try not to get too excited. if your expectations are set low then you can only be pleasantly surprised when something goes right.

However, on this occasions I am doing back flips! This is going to be one hell of a session. Promise I'll report back on that happens after the weekend. You never know, one day you might be invited!

L x

Nah you can never have too much mess. I hope you both have tons of messy fun. Hope personally heels are being messed and some pretty make up.

What day are you doing it would love to see some photos, whats your outfit choice

I think the idea is that me and my friend have some sort of petulant school girl and head teacher situation going on. With me as the head and my friend as the brat. I am not sure my friend will be brave enough to be captured on camera, but I can promise you this: Auntie Liz will be pied and gunged back to the Stone Age! There will be pictures!

L x

i love that idea

Just to whet you appetite here's a selection of goodies we'll be wearing on Saturday!

L x

Awesome, sticky everything incoming. Hope the two ladies are in their finest pomp at the start.

Very nice i wish some of that was going over me and one of my nice dresses

"The Making of a Classic"

At the risk of being sued by the estate of Cecil B. deMille this certainly wasn't the greatest show on earth. However, it was the most fun I have had in a long time. I just wanted to thank my infuriatingly rude, but loveable niece Bea and the wonderful Miss A for helping in the production of this neo-classic. Yes, some of it didn't quite go to plan, but what great pracrtice for the next blockbuster. Stills from this cinematic epic can be found at this link:

https://umd.net/profile/id/41262/section/photos/album/the-greatest-show-on-earth

As time progresses a raw and unfettered video of the proceedings will be made available. Oh, and guess what kids, it's totally free. $0.00, slashed from the original price of $0.01 from Auntie Liz's virtual Poundland video store. A classic indeed!

Liz xx

was a good day the gunge we had mixed for the release went extra thick so would'nt pour nice, the treacle was good but a mission to get rid and next time test your hot water feed works well has enough pressure to wash.

Nevertheless, it was a great day and a wonderful experience. These little blips were just all part of the learning curve! I think there was enough mess there to satisfy any fantasy!

near on 150 litres of gunge and the same in water but our drain worked and the clean up too ! tank held fine on the support and you had a great afternoon as did we, tank and pool all packed away for the next time

Oh wow, this is so over the top! You both went all-in on this one. It's safe to say a fun time was clearly had by all.

It was a wonderful experience, cost quite a bit of money and took weeks of planning and hard work to get it right. Not everything went to plan, bit they did rather get me good and proper. When I can get the videos uploaded and approved you'll see and hear much more of the merriment!

Lol there was you thinking i was going in

Upon reflection that was never going to happen, was it!

Well, in case you haven't seen them there are some short videos of the action from the weekend. These are in preparation for the release of the main feature. So I would suggest you go and get your nachos, hotdogs and bags of sweets before you settle down to watch the long version coming soon.

https://umd.net/profile/i/auntie-liz/section/videos

If you are in the UK and are over 40 all I have to say to you is pa-pa-pa-pa-p-p-pa-p-pa-pa-pa-buy-yub!

L x

Well, so perhaps it wasn't 'The Greatest Show On Earth' after all, but it was certainly a lot of fun. If you look in my video library you will see 8 separate videos showing the full horror of what went on (you will have to allow a couple of days for these to be approved).

It was really was a lot of fun, very enjoyable and as you can hear from my reactions very funny indeed. Would just like to thank my naughty niece Bea for handing out the splurge and gunge and to the wonderful Miss A for allowing us to ruin her garden for the afternoon. There was a lot of clearing up to be done afterwards!

Anyway enjoy!

Liz xx

main is look like you amazing fun time and great time with it !

This thread is almost as good as the videos and photos themselves, I watched the videos and thought I recognised that petulant so and so. You both should be over the moon, the whole set and execution of the mess has been fantastic.

Hope you manage to follow it up, once you've saved up for all that gunge!

NJ x