Ladies and Gents, Hot Mess Express presents

Episode 3!

This is the longest, messiest, and most hilariously fun scene yet we have ever produced. It's blue team vs. red team again, but this time, we're in it for six round of messy games with an unbelievable amount of slime and pies. Plus, we feature four models who are absolute knockouts!

Let's meet out contestants:
Blue Team:
Jill, a gorgeous model from Arizona. It's her first time getting messy, and when she heard about all the fun, the grabbed her roommate Jenny to get in on the fun!
Jenny, an absolute beauty from Arizona, and roommate of Jill, who immediately signed up at the chance to pie her girlfriend!

Red Team:
Vlada, a model from Las Vegas, who has been messy before on the Pie Zone, but was ready for our all out slop fest on Hot Mess Express.
Everly, our beloved girl from Episodes 1 and 2, and our pie and slime veteran, who strangely stays clean the longest (but not forever)!

This is genuinely the most fun with gorgeous, bikini babes in a full on competition to out mess each other. Longer than a feature length game show, and in stunning 4K resolution, with pro videography and lighting by a fellow UMD member, this is the most fun you'll have in a scene!

As a fan of messy game shows like Double Dare and WWYD, this scene was such a joy to watch! All of the girls seemed to be genuinely enjoying themselves. Everyone gets SO messy!

My favorite game in this episode is the pie quiz as you don't know who is going to get pied or when it is going to happen.

I also really like the human pie target game with so many perfect pie hits.

The slime looks amazing as well with such vivid colors and a smooth, thick consistency.

I highly recommend this scene! Great work, Arch!

Oh my days I have eagerly waited for this day for so long. Thank you thank you to both you and all the lovely models who consistently some of the best material in wam ever

Will any of them be coming back for the full Wam with Benefits experience?

Whoooooooo Vlada is a BABE. Very pleased to see her appearing in stuff in addition to the very excellent PieZone.

Thank you all for your love and support. This was seriously one of the most fun shoots I've ever done, and it's all due to the wild fun and energy of the girls having such a great time.

I'd like to share a few behind the scenes in action shots while we were filming, which I think also helps convey some of the fun everyone got into! They're not color adjusted like the main video, but check out the extra bonus pics.

Tremendous pics - particularly love the behind the scenes ones - I'll be purchasing this for sure as soon as my finances have recovered from Christmas!

This energy really comes through for me! Well done for sure. The reactions are everything, whether that is enthusiasm for being pied, or for playing the games and pieing someone else. Sometimes the models want to be pied or who are playing reluctant/resistant, but in the end, I prefer there being energy and chemistry and spontaneity to producers who have models staring bored off into the middle distance.

I know the series is retired but if one of these episodes ever ended with a trip to the Pie Pod it would probably be an all-timer for me.

Great stuff, nevertheless.

This was another great episode of the hot mess express. I would love to see more slime in future episodes, and maybe throw in some truth or dare questions to make it more interesting.

+1 on that for me, I'd love to see an over the top punishment hanging over a game, or the classic asking the winner if they want to send the loser(s) or if they want to go instead

I've loved these episodes and I love the bikinis all the girls look so good in them.

I think Jenny and Jill really stole the show here! If there are future episodes and they are willing to come back they would be at the top of my list.

One of the best "jiggle factor" mess vids I've seen in quite a while.

All four of them are super pretty/cute/hot.

And I love and appreciate the goopiness of the pies!

Firing on all cylinders here.

JY