Distinguished members of the UMD! It is far beyond time that we had some fun! Being me, I have done something rash as a F U to a difficult year: I have booked a venue for The Sploshcars 2024!
The event will be: 28th September 13:00 - 15:30 around Whitechapel, East London, decanting to nearby facilities shortly afterwards.
Now, some of you may say "but that was Penny's event?!". Yes, it was and IS, and I have spoken with Penny recently and confirmed that I am clear to host this year's event myself in her absence! (receipts available)
Again, I apologise for the short notice. In my own community I can organise things at the drop of a hat; but outside it has proven a little more difficult and time has flown by as I've fought to get a suitable venue (you won't believe HOW GOOD it is or what we can do in there!) and a top-class host ("OOH!!! MYSTERY!!! Who's the host?!" - You'll have to wait but that news is coming VERY soon!).
This is a ONE-OFF! The venue itself will cost me ~£1k - because it's going to be FANCY!!! - but your tickets will cost you NOTHING. "WHAT?!" I hear you say "How is that possible?!" - it's possible because I think that people in the world and on UMD have been through far too much sh*t without any good, honest fun happening. I think in a world of turmoil and financial uncertainty for most, I am going to take a stand and do something good for a community that I'd love to be more a part of and one I'd love to help grow IRL going forward! As Obama said "be the change you want to see". (I'm making no political point there, it's just a great quote!)
2. Categories for the awards are listed below! Please send your nominations to me via DM (feel free to discuss them in this thread too)! It can be for any film/person, etc. that the category calls for, that came into existence after the last Messtival (May 2022) [Edit: This event is not associated with that event or its crew in any way]. Shortlisting of nominations will close in 1 week's time on 25th August! (YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ATTENDEE TO VOTE! Anyone on UMD can!)
I have brought the means! All you have to do is to bring the PARTY! This is a celebration of us as a community: Are you ready UMD?!!
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best trailer best outdoor scene best fully clothed / non-sexual scene best nude/sexual scene best reaction in a scene best mud scene best wetlook scene best fetish scene (e.g. inc. bdsm / kink) best gunge scene best pies scene best story/plot in a scene best cosplay / parody scene best bbw (gender non-specific) webwam award (live/cam performer) best male performer best queer performer aesthetic award (best production, vfx, set, cinematography in a scene) most innovative scene overkill award (biggest mess quantity/sacrifice to property/injury/wallet) best comedy / slapstick scene best humiliation scene best host rising star award the bill shipton award for lifetime achievement ray of sunshine award (community cheerleader) best overall scene
9/15/24, 3:32pm: UMD received message from PennyBanks: Please add a mod note to this post stating that Penny did not give permission for Jim to take Messtival and this was an untrue statement, so that anyone looking at the thread knows this immediately. Please add the note but do not remove his statement for transparency. Warmest regards, Penny xoxo
9/15/24, 2:36pm: URL updated to switch messtival to the-sploshcars at request of naughtyjim
9/15/24, 1:44pm: Name changed from Messtival to The Sploshcars and link updated at request of naughtyjim
naughtyjim said: Distinguished members of the UMD! It is far beyond time that we had some fun! Being me, I have done something rash as a F U to a difficult year: I have booked a venue for Messtival 2024!
Any messy games happening at this event?
The event will be: 28th September 13:00 - 15:30 around Whitechapel, East London, decanting to nearby facilities shortly afterwards.
Now, some of you may say "but that was Penny's event?!". Yes, it was and IS, and I have spoken with Penny recently and confirmed that I am clear to host this year's event myself in her absence! (receipts available)
Again, I apologise for the short notice. In my own community I can organise things at the drop of a hat; but outside it has proven a little more difficult and time has flown by as I've fought to get a suitable venue (you won't believe HOW GOOD it is or what we can do in there!) and a top-class host ("OOH!!! MYSTERY!!! Who's the host?!" - You'll have to wait but that news is coming VERY soon!).
This is a ONE-OFF! The venue itself will cost me ~£1k - because it's going to be FANCY!!! - but your tickets will cost you NOTHING. "WHAT?!" I hear you say "How is that possible?!" - it's possible because I think that people in the world and on UMD have been through far too much sh*t without any good, honest fun happening. I think in a world of turmoil and financial uncertainty for most, I am going to take a stand and do something good for a community that I'd love to be more a part of and one I'd love to help grow IRL going forward! As Obama said "be the change you want to see". (I'm making no political point there, it's just a great quote!)
2. Categories for the awards are listed below! Please send your nominations to me via DM (feel free to discuss them in this thread too)! It can be for any film/person, etc. that the category calls for, that came into existence after the last Messtival (May 2022). Shortlisting of nominations will close in 1 week's time on 25th August! (YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ATTENDEE TO VOTE! Anyone on UMD can!)
I have brought the means! All you have to do is to bring the PARTY! This is a celebration of us as a community: Are you ready UMD?!!
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best trailer best outdoor scene best fully clothed / non-sexual scene best nude/sexual scene best reaction in a scene best mud scene best wetlook scene best fetish scene (e.g. inc. bdsm / kink) best gunge scene best pies scene best story/plot in a scene best cosplay / parody scene best bbw (gender non-specific) webwam award (live/cam performer) best male performer best queer performer aesthetic award (best production, vfx, set, cinematography in a scene) most innovative scene overkill award (biggest mess quantity/sacrifice to property/injury/wallet) best comedy / slapstick scene best humiliation scene best host rising star award the bill shipton award for lifetime achievement ray of sunshine award (community cheerleader) best overall scene
Chestmess said: Any messy games happening at this event?
There may well be messy things happening on stage! OH, and did I mention there may be an opportunity for certain lucky members of the audience to participate (in a receiving capacity)?!
gpba299 said: so sad I'm out of the country on the day, definitely want to support any future events
No worries! Life happens. You'll miss a doozy though! BUT, if it goes well, we already have a secret plan X for next year that will be pretty mind-blowing!
2/15/25, 8:54pm: No-bump reply
10/13/24, 11:40pm: This post won't bump the thread to the top.
Chestmess said: Any messy games happening at this event?
There may well be messy things happening on stage! OH, and did I mention there may be an opportunity for certain lucky members of the audience to participate (in a receiving capacity)?!
* panda steeples fingers mysteriously! *
So good, I'm game for that, even if you made it a paid event.
CheekyLuna said: This is amazing! So glad to see this happening.
Thanks Luna! So am I! I think we all need this for varying reasons!
CheekyLuna said: Unfortunately I'll be working but hope you have a fantastic time and it all goes well.
Awww! That's a shame! I was actually going to message you two and ask if you were up for it! Pull a Bueller!!! (I'm joking, obvs. Next time for sure. )
So good, I'm game for that, even if you made it a paid event.
Well, the next one (if there is a next one) will probably have to be a paid event. For this one though there is an interesting idea of making some of those seats paid opportunities and then donating the payments to charity. (I'm looking at the details of our charity things atm. If you were on the fet scene you'd know that I tend to donate all my profits to charities like Shelter, Mermaids, etc.)
I really appreciate you putting something like this together for all us wammers. I agree with you. It's about time we had some good messy fun. We've all just been too poor and too busy. So thank you for thinking of us.
Brutus said: I really appreciate you putting something like this together for all us wammers. I agree with you. It's about time we had some good messy fun. We've all just been too poor and too busy. So thank you for thinking of us.
Aw man, thank you!! That's really kind of you to say! And yeah, recent times have, to quote Cartman, "sucked baws" ... I mean, I used to talk to Kelsey Rose on my down days! - we need a 'pick-me-up' stat!!
It's great that you are arranging this (arranging anything in life is a pain, let alone something on this scale ) and I hope it will be well attended
Are the nominees limited to the UMD, or can they be messy producers / models from outside? For example SploshMuffin is a high profile splosher who produces great material but doesn't necessarily sell through the UMD. Scenes she has shot with other producers may appear on here, but not her own material.