OK folks this is it! sometime today, im not certain exactly yet so i will say sometime within the next 5-10 hours (it currently 6am in cst usa) i will embark on (barring some unforeseen technical difficulty) filming, directing, and starring in my greatest mess ive ever dreamed up in all of my 30 year career. i want to live stream at least some of it and if i do, it will be on manyvids.com under my profile, TheKingOfWam If i end up not going live i will still have it available asap at my store: "Look at the Mess Ive Gotten Myself Into" The following is a list/rundown of what to expect
-The inflatabe jacuzzi as of right now contains three inches of chocolate syrup in depth Doesn't sound like much? Trust me, it is.
-20 lbs. Of instant chocolate pudding mix that I will mix with water. This way it keeps longer for reuse. And no smell. I'm not sure. How much pudding that will produce? Basically depends on how much water I put in. I also have corn starch as an thickening agent if needed.
-A 5 gallon. Bucket (35lbs). Of. Chocolate buttercreme frosting. It's a buttercream free frosting with no dairy. So once again it will be available for many days to reuse. This one has me little nervous because? I'm not sure about whenever I eventually dispose of it. I'll probably do it slowly. Because I noticed when I tested it out yesterday that it's pretty thick so the plumbing wont like it. I'll wait for that later though.
-4 or 5 gallons of vegetable oil filled inside camping showers. One of those. Bags you can hang over your head which is exactly Where I will have it.
-A dozen Large cans. Of. Shaving cream foam. i Have a couple ideas how to? Distribute that I haven't finalized yet. - Also. Another roughly 5 more gallons of chocolate syrup. This I also want to distribute from a top as well.
-3 gallons of chili with no beans, I used this a long time ago. But only a couple times. It's because. Disposing of it was tough and it's expensive. However. Combine the right way. With other substances like chocolate and shaving cream and I learned they could make. A substance that's pretty darn close to mud.
-I have two or three different outfits that I'll probably layer put on there in layers or strip and change and repeat. And I have some badass made for wam outfits... Fishnet lingerie. Tops and bottoms of body grabbing spandex, Full body head to toe metallic spandex. Leather pants. All of which will get. Poured and rolled inside and outside of every stitch of fabric as well as every skin pore
-and inflatable mattress. That. I have converted into a. Vacuum. Seal. Apparatus. I will be putting some substances in there with me of course. I'm not sure exactly what or how much yet.
-I also have a sump pump. I will use this. To pump. The substances. From the pool. Back overhead into either shower heads or garden hose attachments. This will hopefully function as a continuous shower. This one's also a little dicey. I've used it. Once with. Gravy. And it works fine. I've recently tried it with chocolate syrup and it hasn't worked as well, but here's why. I have a tankless water heater hooked up in line with it with the idea that the sump pump will pull the substances up from the pool, go through the tankless water heater and then the substances will be continuously heated. This is the key part to the whole video. I mean, if it ends up not working that's OK, but. It does. It will be, uh, the stuff of Legends
-5 camera angles. Maybe 6? At least three. Stationary. From the outside looking in. Two body cams. And a head Cam. Those three cameras won't be mounted to me the entire time for obvious reasons. But I'm going to do my best. To keep them recording without them Getting too messy. It's possible because I've done some video Hopefully it's to do everything I just explained and described ion one very long and messy Session.
Wish me luck! Eat your heart out Willy Wonka! TheGoldenTicket is now on set