Someone on telly quite a lot who I think deserves the mother and father of all WAM ings is that excitable brunette on the adverts for SCS sofas and carpets. To non UK site members, she appears on adverts for this furniture/carpet retailer and she is annoying but extremely fit. She also dresses quite sexily, tight tops/skirts and heels.
I'm not trying to start an e-beef or fight here but this is like one of the absolute worst threads I've ever seen.
1. It's a hypothetical "What If!?!" kind of thread (and this certainly isn't the first or only ones of those). Strike one.
2. Not only is it a Use-Your-Imagination kind of thread: There isn't a picture to go along with it. So we can't even use our imagination to envision some presumably attractive target being pied or slimed or whatever.
3. Not only that, but apparently the target in question is nameless and only a small sub-section of posters here might even be familiar with them, because she's from an obscure commercial only shown in the UK.
That's three strikes. This thread officially sucks, sorry to be a Negative Nelly about it, I know most of us here try to be more positive or at least constructive, but here I just can't.
Please OP, don't do this kind of silly shit again. Bare minimum: Put up a picture of an attractive girl we'd all love to see pied and even then probably don't bother, but if you must, at least do the minimum. Come on.
Yes she does deserve any amount of pie. I think I would start by filling her panties with trifle then her shoes with custard and watch her do the advert again Then just let her have it loads of pies custard syrup treacle jam all nice sticky sweet stuff. WONDERFUL
The ironic upshot is that she is probably the ONLY female from all these "What If" threads with better than a .001% chance of actually getting messy.
Small-time actress in regional TV ads is far more likely to accept a WAM booking than, say, Hollywood Actress #3 Who Just Got $4M For Her Last Role.
Unfortunately, since she's based in the UK, even if she DID hook up with a producer, the results would just be thin watery "gunge" and those awful UK pies with no coverage.
I reply here treading treacherous waters, given my first comment and how it could have been taken very aggressively by the OP and turned ugly. To his credit, MrAngry did not live up to his alias and responded pretty chill, which was very welcome.
So, now seeing the girl, she's attractive and has nice legs, but other than that -- I'm not seeing it. Meaning, I've heard from multiple sources in this thread how she is just begging to be pied.
Other than being cute, ???
Like, if someone brought up that spokesgirl for Progressive Insurance, Flo (had to look that up), I could see it. Something about her attitude and the way she acts in the commercials does make me long to see her get a pie in the face. Maybe it's that she's both inherently comedic and kind of snarky, but there is something about the way she acts that invites some slapstick to come her way.
This cute british girl, though? She's just cheerily reciting the prices of furniture and cute. No offense meant to anyone who wants to see her pied. I'd like that as well, of course.
For me the most "obvious" pie target was always British Girl from Orbitz commercials. The whole demeanor... The spotless uniform... And the nature of those commercials to play up the "dirty mouth" tag with ACTUAL mess....
...I just always assumed they'd shoot an ad where she actually got messy. Guess not.
Enigmahood said: That's three strikes. This thread officially sucks, sorry to be a Negative Nelly about it, I know most of us here try to be more positive or at least constructive, but here I just can't.
I love how this thread turned around, especially because of how Stockingman helped out with the vid. Then even Enigmahood (who could have done that himself instead of breaking down the OP) got the point and chimed in. Beautiful stuff
If anyone finds this type of thread irritating, then the solution is not to chide fellow members. They're at this party too, just trying to make conversation. If there's a problem, we can find a solution, like maybe create a group for these messages or something.
Messmaster said: I love how this thread turned around, especially because of how Stockingman helped out with the vid. Then even Enigmahood (who could have done that himself instead of breaking down the OP) got the point and chimed in. Beautiful stuff
If anyone finds this type of thread irritating, then the solution is not to chide fellow members. They're at this party too, just trying to make conversation. If there's a problem, we can find a solution, like maybe create a group for these messages or something.
Messmaster said: I love how this thread turned around, especially because of how Stockingman helped out with the vid. Then even Enigmahood (who could have done that himself instead of breaking down the OP) got the point and chimed in. Beautiful stuff
If anyone finds this type of thread irritating, then the solution is not to chide fellow members. They're at this party too, just trying to make conversation. If there's a problem, we can find a solution, like maybe create a group for these messages or something.
Cheers guys, I just think she is super hot. What I would like would be for her to be challenged to finish strongly recommending the products of SCS or wherever, despite what is being thrown at her!
Love you, too
