TL;DR: Billy got hazed, go click some links at the bottom and get off already.
Pledging a fraternity in college is one of the riskiest things you can do. And then there's all the drinking.
Billy is a seemingly well-adjusted freshman on campus, and decided to shoot for the moon this semester and pledge Omega Nu Pi, the most prestigious and selective fraternity at his college. Short of having been bestowed with all-American looks or an MTV-worthy body, he knew he was going to have to prove himself to the Abercrombie models he soon hoped to call brothers.
Against all odds, the guys liked him (probably because he looked harmless and could be the "token Asian" they were looking for, to get the university off their back for their perceived "lack of diversity"). He had just one last test: in honor of ONP's mascot, Gofer the Bulldog, he had to eat an entire bowl of dog food. But he wouldn't. So he had to deal with the secret society within the fraternity, the Cream Team.
Terrorized in his own apartment all week, Billy got a prelude of what was to come when a member of the Cream Team snuck into his bedroom while he was asleep, caking his ass and throwing a pie in his face before Billy could even scream for his tiger mother for help. Then, later that week, as he was getting ready for class, Billy was abducted from his bathroom, tied up and taken hostage. That's when the Cream Team, and Omega Nu Pi, took their pound of flesh.
And then there's what happened in the bonus footage (photos below), which cemented the notion that if you're told to do something by the elitest (elitist?) frat on campus, you do it. Their secret society is not named after a double entendre for nothing.
All in all, Billy ended up getting: - 20 pies in the face - 4 butt pies - 2 pies in the crotch - two "pie pod" style pie barrages - slimed 6 times, including once with honey, chocolate syrup and butterscotch - forced to go down on his captor - blown by his captor - his face sat on - his crotch sat on - forced to come on a pie, which was then thrown into his face ... plus a whole bunch of stuff dumped in his underwear that probably didn't belong in there and likely was just spoiled leftovers from the fridge
In the next few days, I'll be adding a couple of things to my store as well: - A "just the hits" version, - The bonus footage, which includes things too racy for YouTube as shown in the photos, plus an extra scene from Part 2
This is an episode I'm extremely proud of... I paid homage to my influences, and I hope you enjoy it too! (H/Ts to Rich at Slapstick Stuff for silly humor, Messygirl for humiliation, and LeilaHazlett for the brilliant cum pie idea, as well as What Would You Do? just for its general What Would You Do-iness...)