I am going to be getting pretty messy in the next couple of days. Looking for creative ways to bury my face in sloppy mess. I will try to show some aftermath pics of your ideas if you want to throw out some suggestions. Hint: I like excessive

I think a lot of us like excessive! Lol! And I'm glad you do! But that 1st pic lets us see just how beautiful you are! I'm glad to hear that you are going to be getting messy for us in the next few days!

One of the things that I like, is a cake with about 3" or 4" of extra frosting added to the top. It just looks like the cake is taller, but when you put your face in it, you've got all that extra frosting to get all over you! With your blonde hair, chocolate frosting would look awesome! And of course, pies filled deep with pudding and then a huge pile of cool whip on top will bury your face pretty quickly! And a pie sandwich of those would really lose your whole head in it!

I've loved everything you've posted so far, Heidi! I'm sure we'll all love whatever you do!

Norman

One of the BEST ways I know of, that will guarantee you a messy face is head dunking Heidi!! in any kind of sloppy mess! And the feeling is just something amazing and unique!!

LOVE your pics and welcome to this great community!

You're off to a great start. Love the pics!

Head dunking, as mentioned above, is a great way to get your face messy. Also, you could do things like pie pushups, or coat your face with frosting or peanut butter, and add on sprinkles or anything else that might also stick. Or you could just look up while bucket after bucket of chocolate syrup or cake batter slime covers your head and face. As long as your lovely face gets messy and you enjoy it, you can't lose.

Have fun in your WAM endeavors!

Ditto to everything already suggested Heidi...Your going to be a great addition here...keep up the good work

Hi there! I didn't see your introductory post until now, but I'd like to also chime in and say welcome! You and your mess are both gorgeous.

As for mess, I'd like to echo what Norman said about pies and frosting, but also add to it by saying that you may want to try mixing frosting into the cool whip before adding it to the pie. When my girlfriend and I get messy, we use up to a whole can of frosting for every 3-4 pies we make, and it makes the whip much thicker and creamier.

Sometimes we also mix pudding into the cool whip/frosting mix as well, instead of pouring the whip over the pudding as we usually do. We did this with white/vanilla pudding, so the colors would match up. (Another reason we did this was so we could use food coloring to make extra thick colorful pies, which worked out VERY well!) If you want to see the results of pies made this way, you can check out my pics and forum posts to see just how thick and creamy the pies can be. < / shamelessself-promotion >

Beyond that, you could try making pies out of instant pudding mix - I've seen it done before, with exceptionally gooey and messy results. I imagine a head dunking in aforementioned pudding would yield similar results.

Looking forward to seeing what you end up doing!

You could get some of the mess into your lovely blond hair, too. That's a favorite of mine.

Getting a few things for something a little messier later in the week, but nothing beats a good pie in the face

You're right, Heidi; nothing beats a pie in the face of a beautiful woman like you!

All of these pics are fantastic! I love the mess, and the chunks of crust still sticking to your face!

If you'd like to take it a step further, I'd love to see it all smeared through your pretty hair!

You're making quite an impression right from the start! Keep up the great work!

Norman

I agree with Norman!! After smearing it through your hair, maybe go for full body coverage

I'm with ya. I like seeing women, or being, so completely and utterly destroyed to the point where you're not even sure there's a person under all the mess!

Very well put. And I'm using double entendre when I say that: meaning that 1) you've phrased your words compellingly, and 2) that you've also PUT that creamy pie into your pretty face VERY WELL.

I've loved all the pics you've posted in your several threads over the past few days, and I'm very much looking forward to seeing the further messes you've forecast for your near future. I also gotta agree with my man Norman above when he says that the first pic in this thread gives us a better idea of how sexy you really are underneath all that delicious mess. YUM!