You look hot regardless, but next time try mixing the oatmeal a lot thicker, it'll have the desired "clothes inflation" results you're after. I speak from experience.
Wow! This looks fabulous. Away from the Hall at the moment, but will definitely be adding that to the future purchase queue. Swimsuit filling for the win! Squelch, as each cup-full flows down inside and starts to gather down below. Nothing else in WAM quite like it.