I have a friend who is for some reason grossed out by banana cream pies. So of course I want to try to smash one in their face. Are there any store bought banana cream pies that good for face smashing?

Don't do it if they're not willing.

I appreciate the sentiment because I have certainly seen some problematic post on here were people pretty much admitted to fetish mining. I guess it was irresponsible of me to leave out some details. This is part of an on/off silly prank war I have going on with one of my friends since Easter. And in beginning of it we laid out the rules and I made sure they were okay with anything pie/cake related happening because all of my close friends know I am into WAM so I just wanted make sure my friend did not think I was fetish mining them and using this prank war as a way to get off. I hope this alleviated any concerns, because I do not want to come off as the kind of person who would make the kind of post I mentioned early.

Ah, that's fair if there's implied consent. I don't know -- wish I could be more useful. I'd try something cheap from Wal-Mart!

i have bought quite a few and the ones from gfs (i call them lenny pies bc he had us use them and they rocked) are AWESOME when thawed.

the others are MEH. but the best ones? are the ones you see in the bakery at walmart that are not frozen leave it out for a bit and sometimes? ill get squirty cream and stick the top inside and squirt more in there right before but it not necessary at all!

the cheaper walmart brand banana creme frozen ones are pretty good if you dont mind a tin! and you leave them out a few hours! they are nice looking and taste really good!