I purchased 5 litres of Golden syrup and today I decided I needed to get sticky, very sticky! Wearing a white sparkly sequined Lipsy bikini. My hair is in two little pigtail buns. I sit on a little stool and await Sougoula to deliver the sticky syrup over my head. I'm nervous as it's been a while since I have had syrup over my head, but because of the sheer amount that's gonna get everywhere! Once it starts dripping over my hair and onto my face I realise how bad this will be! You can barely rub it in because it is so thick, as it warms to my body it flows quicker and ends up pooling in my lap, scooping it up and putting on back on me is fun. I turn round and Sougoula pours it over my back and bikini pants till I'm totally covered front and back and my feet are covered and sticky!

I sit on the floor in the pool of stickiness. Sougoula has a surprise for me. Thinking it will be some nice smooth custard or more sticky chocolate syrup...

its not! Its millions of tiny polystyrene beads which he just dumps over my head and they literally stick everywhere. Now I am completely humiliated. This is worse than feathers and I am thinking I am never gonna get these off! Then he dumps a bucket of yucky coloured foamy slime which totally engulfs me in sticky syrup, the balls and then the foamy mess on top! Even so it did feel amazing covered with three different types of mess! The foam surprisingly mixes well with the syrup and balls and makes an amazing mixture I have fun playing around in naked. I dare you to try this!