Here's the Cosmo article. See what ya think. And since it's not exactly a manly man publication, I've done all the hard work for ya, gentlemen. You're welcome. And no offense - my lovely WAM ladies - I did it for you too. Re: Your Ever Lovin' Bozo The Clown. But be aware. Cosmo ain't exactly Splosh magazine. You'll see what I mean.
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Satisfy Your Sexual Hunger By Taylor Andrews Make Sex Sweeter, Not Messier (I don't think they get us)
Dedicate one top bedsheet to food play, suggests Megan Fleming, PhD. Then throw it straight in the laundry. This way, you won't sleep on sticky, stained linens when you fall into a deep food and postsex slumber. Sploshing: Sounds kinda gross, but it can actually be really sexy. It's the act of playing with food to arouse your (and your partner's) carnal appetite. But before you start hauling groceries into bed, know that only certain eats are pleasure inducing. Others are just a straight-up messor even hazardous. Then there's the golden rule of frisky food play: Safe sustenance can go all over the body but almost never inside the vagina, where it could cause infection, says New York ob-gyn Alyssa Dweck, MD, coauthor of The Complete A to Z for Your V. Follow this guide to naughty nibbles. Eff, Yes ! Chocolate Sauce
Just a drizzle makes naked skin taste sinful, and it contains phenylethylamine, a compound linked to dopamine, a chemical yhhour brain releases when you're in love. Have your partner spread some on your breasts and lap it up, suggests sexologist Susan Block, PhD. Pineapple
Eating the tart tropical fruit several hours before sex can sweeten the taste of your (and bae's) sexual fluids, says Block. And sharing a piece during a morning make-out can mask any less arousing flavors. Ice Pops
Oh look, your own melty phallus! Drive your guy crazy by teasing what's to come. Suck on the icy stick, then rub the tip against your nipples, stimulating your own pleasure. Trail the cold pop along his penis before taking him in your mouth. The quick temperature shift can push his climax to new heights. Avocado
It is full of vitamins E and B, which can increase your energy later, says sex and relationship therapist Megan Fleming, PhD. (Ideal for round two!) Place a slice on your lips, neck, collarbone, breasts, and inner thighs, and ask your mate to eat up while going down. Coconut Oil
The slippery stuff has a consistency similar to vaginal fluid, so it can act as a titillating natural lubricant. Slather some on his shaft and stroke him with your hand (penis colada, anyone?). If a little gets inside you, that's okay. Coconut oil may be the one food that doesn't wreak vag havoc, says Dr. Dweck. (Just don't use it with a latex condom, which could break.) Hell, No! Grapefruit
The grapefruit BJimmortalized by Tiffany Haddish's character in Girls Tripinvolves cutting a hole into the citrus fruit and then sliding it, along with your mouth, up and down his penis. The technique went viral online, but IRL it's not so hot. The juices can cause a painful burning sensation in a guy's urethra. Steer clear, warns Dr. Dweck. Veggies
Although cucumbers and carrots may seem like cheap sex-toy alternatives, never rub them around or in your vagina. There's likely bacteria on their surfaces that can cause infection. There are enough amazing vibrators out there that you shouldn't need a vegetable, adds Dr. Dweck. Cinnamon The spice is a desiccant, which means it dries tissue quickly. If it gets on your vulva or in your V, it could cause irritation or inflammation. Keep it away from your guy's urethra too. Putting cinnamon in any orifice other than the mouth is not advised, says Dr. Dweck. Hot Sauce
Be like Bey and keep some in your bagthen make sure it stays there. Spicy chili sauces can burn your skin and cause extremely unpleasant internal and external irritations for both of you. It's an absolute no-no in the bedroom. 4 FOODS TO EAT BEFORE SEX Honey contains boron, a mineral that helps regulate estrogen and testosterone and may boost sexual arousal. Watermelon is high in citrulline, an amino acid that primes your nether regions for sex. Pomegranate seeds can raise the body's level of nitric oxide, helping with engorgement and girth. Coffee will increase dopamine levels and help stimulate blood floweverywhere.