So excited about sharing this one with you all! This one is a bit more scripted than what you've seen me do before!

I'm playing the role of the green slime inspector making sure that all the types of slimes are suitable to slime... me! I'm wearing a smart white blouse and black tie and black and white skirt. All super smart but ready to get absolutely trashed with four different kinds of green slime: normal, oatmeal, foam and my patented (not really) broccoli soup slime!

Step 1: The touch test

I need to make sure the slime is all nice and thick so I put my hand and mix up each of the slimes. Felt so good. The dark slime is smooth and thick and will pour nicely. The oatmeal is amazingly thick and lumpy just as it should be and should stick perfectly. The foam is so fluffy! And the broccoli is thick and gunky and smells goooood. All pass the test.

Step 2: The dunk test

The broccoli first... This does not pass the dunk test. 20x packets of dried soup went into this and it still wasn't enough! That's okay, there's three more! I then start dunking my head into each of the other buckets. Some required more than one just to check!

Step 3: The pour test

I bet you can't wait for this test! The broccoli soup first. This is the chance for it to get a better grade. It passed. Super thick, super slow pour. Head and face covered. I liked just sitting there as it slowly glops down me. Very satisfying. Had to test the oatmeal next. Soooo heavy and thick. Unrecognisable now! Perfect. I enjoyed just sitting there as it slowly dripped down me. The dark slime then comes and does its job well. Smooth, thick, sticky and heavy pour. Perfect, too. Foam... didn't mix it just before! So starts a little watery before the fluffy goo starts to slowly envelope me completely. Felt so amazing.

Step 4: The taste test

For you mouth fillers! I have to obviously test that the slime is good for some mouth filling ;). The broccoli got mixed with everything else by now, so there was none of that! But the others made up for it. The foam first. Tasted like... soap! obviously. Not great. The oatmeal though tasted amazing and filled my mouth up just perfectly. Then the dark slime. Tasted good too! Great for mouth filling.

Step 5: Which is the best?

You'll have to watch to find out! But it might just have something to do with that bucket the keeps filling up in front of me during the video ;)