Hi all,

As a fellow connoisseur in enjoying the fine art of ladies, um, getting plastered in goo, I've had a bunch of story ideas floating around my mind for a while. Trouble is, due to time (Or, more accurately, laziness) I haven't committed much to paper. So, I thought... Why not just tell some really brief stories instead?

So, for your viewing pleasure, please find seven very short tales below, or all shapes and sizes. Let me know why you think, and it'd be fun to perhaps see some of your own contributions also!


-1-
The current situation raised many questions. The first was how the jelly and cream had got into the wellingtons. The second was how she had not noticed this when she had put them on. Perhaps the most interesting, however, was the question of why the goo squelching between her toes was now proving to be such a turn on.

-2-
"Alaska!"
Her answer was met with a resounding buzzing noise, and a fresh batch of gunge from the tank above. Those watching her at home would probably see her as the dumbest contestant alive. As the gunk poured between her breasts and seeped through her shorts, she found she didn't care about their opinions one bit.

-3-
"You poured rice pudding into my knickers!"
"I know. It was very entertaining."
"Mmm. Sure. You do realise this entitles me to some payback, right?"
"W- what would you suggest?"
"Well, if you're pouring rice pudding into my knickers, I think it's only fair I pour some into yours..."

-4-
Although she was happy to be going along with it, the uncomfortable sensation of custard oozing across her naked body confirmed this wasn't something she was really into. However, the pleasure of someone who was having a good time was clearly shown by the cock standing to attention nearby - and she got the feeling she'd be getting very aquainted with that any second now...

-5-
It turned out you had to have a lot of courage to stick a pie in your own face. She was realising that now, staring at the layers of whipped cream and thinking about all the sticky goodness underneath. Still, she knew her face would end up splattered by the slop soon enough - she was already sitting on a pie, after all...

-6-
***POLICE REPORT; Saturday May 22nd, 11:02am***
At approximately 10:28pm last night, a call was received regarding a dispute at well-known restaurant Snootingtons. Upon arrival at the scene, units found two females in eveningwear in conflict with each other. Female A, covered in spaghetti and various sauces, was in the process of forcing Female B's head and exposed breasts into a large chocolate gateau. A male nearby, currently believed to be the cause of the dispute, was also using his phone to stream proceedings online. Investigations are ongoing.

-7-
What a hiking trip this was proving to be! The first hillside tumble had seen brambles miraculously rip off her shorts and t-shirt. The second, into a no-so-conveniently hidden mud pit, had left her pretty pink underwear (And the rest of her) a rather dark and squelching brown. The most recent hadn't seemed to cause such misfortune - until she noticed the bemused stares from the crowd nearby...

This is certainly a good premise for a continuing story thread....