we need money for marriage counseling and i have a deadly disease so if you could just send it to us via what the fuck ever, we will gladly take it off your hands and live happily ever after. thanks a bunch!!!! :lovestruck:

we take gifts like the one below or basically we just take your money.
so just give it to us.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much as I always love it when Jayce posts, I have no idea what this is about. But then, my life is characterised by bewildered enthusiasm.

i am joking, guys. someone on here said that regis and i should be married by now with our back and forths.
i am poking fun at ppl who ask for money and making a joke about me and regis.
or is it a joke?

hahahahah. XD

i obviously have a terrrible sense of humor today.

What is my cut?

gladly. i mean that is what we are here to do for our marriage counseling and my deadly disease.
i guess your cut will increase upon my "death" for now, you dont get shit except the pleasure of my amazing company. you can take care of me working all day while i watch netflix and get messy by myself adn let you watch it on the computer later. i mean, ill atleast say your name when i "o" .........
i have never been married. this is how they go, right???

XD hahahahaha

Oh that's a relief! I thought Skylar had come back with dirtbag Chris and was using a code name

not to worry, my friend!!! just poking at jokes while my back is out at the moment. but yeah.....um......there may be some similarities in my humor as to some posts put up before.

but i dont wanna poke fun........

but really. we are registered at all MY favorite stores. so, just let me know what you want to send us. we will probably do the ceremony via skype so, if you all want to pay to watch us get married you can give money to do that, too. just basically give us all the monies.
and then we will release one video of him pieing me one day....and then i beat the shit out of him. great plot, right? i am amazing. i amaze myself. daily. like with this forum post. it is ridiculous aka incredible. lolololololl

Sweetie, don't forget to make that mud video for me today like you said you would. Slurp up a big mouthful for the hubs!

All except the last part about getting messy, having sex, and the big "O". That doesn't exist after marriage!

Norman

Oh I thinks thou would have to fight off many a suitor if thou was true. For the hand of fair Jayce.

What hooter said may cause the end of the umd

Jayce, you'd better check out the "Online Dating" thread. Your "intended" is trawling for a wife! :ohbruther:



Norman