Always looking to improve my recipes for wam that gives the best experience. We have tried a few that just didn't give the results we wanted, so if you have any recipes that are over the top please do share.

Real mud pit that gave hours of pleasure, dug hole about 4' deep and 4X4 dimension, sifted silty soil in the area and mixed well with water filling the hole. Being stuck and unable to withdraw my wife had her way with me before I could be "rescued".

Methyl cellulose mixed into a thick slime then placed into a large drain pipe on end, lined with a plastic liner, about 4' deep. Very slippery, but we were able to have a couple days of enjoyment out of it.

Guys

My 2 main filthy ingredients are: -

Plain flour (4 bags) 2 liters of black treacle and cocoa powder. Mix the cocoa powder with the flour (about 2 boxes to four bags flour). Slowly add the water until you have a very thick paste then add 2 liters of black treacle to make the mixture stick to her (and boy does it stick )

The second main ingredient is a porridge mix. I take about 4 liters of porridge oats and boil them up for about 10 minutes (you need a massive pan. Then I add another 2 liters of black treacle to the porridge - again to make it sticky.

If you dip your hand into the two mixtures above once made you will find they feel absolutely disgusting Mwhahahahaha - so heavy and sticky

See the results in my post "Wife's second messy destruction"

That sounds amazing freddyblatt i think im going to give that a go, whats your recipe like for cleaning up? And does it wash off easily enough?

Took an old above ground pool metal wall and made a 4' wide round pool and lined it. Filled it with a mixture of polyacylate "diaper absorbent" and water then added sifted peat moss to the pool. The mixture is loose but can float in it. Gives you a suspended feeling. The thicker the mixture the harder it is to move in it. It was a great feel that got me off several times without touching myself.

Easy gunge xantham gum, you can get it anywhere (Asda in UK 1 tub for £2). Mix up a bucket of warm water with the gum (I find to better to sift it in) and keep mixing, you can buy a mixing attachment for a drill to make it easier.

Whilst mixing just add some poster paint of your choosing. Keep mixing it up till the lumps disappear. It's good if you leave it overnight but you can use it straight away.

I made 20l of gunge for £5 so not bad value.

Now if I could perfect a recipe for the perfect pie that would be great LOL.