Looked real promising the first minute, but might still appeal to some viewers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

Was only a matter time before Katy Perry hit her 'Miley' phase. I for one approve wholeheartedly, she's stunning.

unlistenable, but she looked good, especially with the short short hair.

Typical 'Hollywood feminism' similar to the 'Hollywood Marxism' in Chained to the Rhythm. Maybe I'm being unfair and with this direction in five years she will be playing bazouki and yodelling at WOMAD as part of a Basque crossover alt-folk act, but it's still better than the tween pop stuff.

Holy f#$%, that was hot - strange but hot.
I have to tip my hat to Katy for being one of the few women to combine two of my fetishes. (Okay, if she were really combining things, she would have gone a lot shorter, but I'll take what I can get.)
Also, can I just say how much I'd love to see Katy's twin, my beautiful Zooey, do something like this?

Katy has done a lot of messy type stuff. This video, diving into a cake,slimed on the KCA, been lifecast, and done head to toe silver paint. I'm not going to get all "SHE'S ONE OF US!!1! Let's start a petition to get her in a Slapstick Stuff video! Erhmagerd!" but she seems to enjoy it on at least some level.

And don't forget her messy 25th birthday party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U97j6RfL5NM There was also a photobooth but i can't seem to find those photos anywhere. Here are some, but there are more that are messier.
https://taylorswiftid.wordpress.com/2013/09/15/taylor-swift-photobooth-at-katy-birthday-party-2009/

Or this paint interlude from her world tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aumhBJbLhM

Katy Perry will be the musical guest on the Season 42 Finale of SNL next Saturday night, 2017 May 20. Let's see if she'll perform Bon Appetit.

Ms Perry got (I assume PAID) Oompa Loompas to come to her 25th birthday party?

All *I* got for my 25th birthday party was the old grandpa from Willy Wonka
asking me if I'd like to play "feel for the golden ticket"
blindfolded through his pants zipper.

Unless she's made into dessert, I'm not interested... (Actually I can think of several reasons I'd be interested, but they're all unlikely)

SStuff ruined Katy Perry for me when he pointed out she was all hair and makeup. THANKS, Rich.

Yep, that's on me.

I dig the new look, tho. She's always pretty hot.
My frustration comes from thinking that if she'd been popular in the 1970s, she would've easily gotten pied well about 3-4 times by now, what with all the infinite number of variety shows back then (and the late 1970s love of the pie gag).

Instead, we keep getting a lot of stuff that's messy "in theory" but doesn't hit the sweet spot. (Except for the KCA sliming, which was quite good.)

Those of you traumatized by the vapid pop cliches of Ms Perry may be interested to hear some 'improved' versions of 'her' songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIzoWNQqnEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzCzU-7Xo7I

Katy, if you're reading this, you have the perfect voice for metal. Come on, how long do you think it will be before the suits at the record company decide you're too old for this bubblegum crap? Jump before you're pushed; kit out your wardrobe with black steampunk gear and epic eyeliner, learn screamo Finnish and guitar shredding and you'll win the hearts of thousands of rockers worldwide. Why play manicured Disney studios when you could be sharing a sweaty trailer in a sodden field outside Nottingham? You know it makes sense.

I am a Katy Perry fan, but, sorry to be contrary, I really don't like what shes done with her hair at all. When she had that lovely long dark hair, she was unreal, off the scale of hot, now she is decidedly average looking with this Justin Bieber-like blonde crop.

Grow it back Pez, or you wont get any Angry action!!