"Almost forgot the rule: Post a shit-ton of pics or it didn't happen."
Not good enough, Rich. Sidney's not real (that goes for Sydney, Australia, too). No real girl this hot would put up with being pied AND giving free gymnastic splits. She's just CGI, like the Apollo moonlanding, or the Alien Autopsy.
We need a birth certificate (for verification of existence) along with a notarized note from Sidney's orthopedist confirming she actually can do splits like this, and a notarized note from Sidney's baker/pastry chef.
I haven't been this happy with a purchase in a long, long time. The sliming is worth the price on its own. Plus, Sidney's attitude makes everything so much better. I can't endorse buying this enough.
Sexy girl, great pies, great frosting filled cakes, great slimed up hair, splits that's a fun unique thing she can do, this one looks like yet another one you can count as crushed!
Thanks for all the kind words guys! If you're on the fence about buying "unedited" clips, I will only offer: 1) Might be a little while before the edit comes out, and 2) This one doesn't really "benefit" from editing. I mean, I tightened up some things and cut out parts, but the whole thing is pretty loose and flowing. Sidney is her own perfect force of nature, and it's best to just let her do what she does!
Love you, too
VIP Coupons