This is old news for those that follow my little "hints," but for those who were waiting for the official announcement... Please welcome... Vanessa!
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We pride ourselves on hiring the most gorgeous girls around for SlapstickStuff, but even by our standards, Vanessa is... WOW. She's the rare mix of high-fashion and absolutely down-to-earth, 100% real girl. She's also VERY funny, VERY sarcastic, and occasionally combative. Basically, her personality took over the shoot, to the point where I need to warn folks that if you want scripted gags and planned setups, better skip this one.
BUT.... If you want to see an amazingly hot spitfire get super messy with 100% authentic reactions... wearing nothing but insanely tiny bikinis... Then probably buy this.

I've released almost all clean pics so far, but there's some great messy ones lurking... which I might release very soon... depending on feedback.... So you know what to do...

And because pics don't *really* capture her personality...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbzjneTZIbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XxWc1-oa0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38WqBsPaKb4

Great pics, Vanessa is really smokin' hot and super gorgeous...

But my question is...as her resemblance with Kylie, will there ever be any opportunity to see-even if only by accident-some of that epic breasts that can be seen under her bra?

will these be available as edited videos?

Wow Rich!! You sure do know how to pick em!!
Always girls who not only have smoking hot bodies but genuinely attractive smiles too, and coupled with a willingness to get messy - what's not to love!?

Sure, eventually, like all my past volumes. But typically there's a month gap between the release of the RAW footage and the edits.

Most of that is the current nature of the business... Think of it as the wait between a theatrical release to a Redbox rental, or the (longer) wait to free streaming.

As an incentive, all orders of "Complete" clips get that final edit for free when it's available... Usually automatically if I'm not being lazy.

A few more messy pics....

Ooh. How much to see HER boobs?

She is gorgeous Looks like she could be Kylie's sister too!

I love that large freckle on her boob.

Hot damn, that slimed hair picture. You already know what I'm gonna say. This vid looks great, can't wait to see it, Vanessa looks super cute, and of course, dat slimed hair from behind shot. Looks like you did it again buddy, can't wait to get this one!

Awesome pictures and all but how did you not have Vodka NOR Beer at the shoot?

Oh no, the models are starting to judge the razor-thin plotlines of our videos and pointing out the myriad flaws.

My disbelief is in serious danger of not being suspended. This isn't good. This is no good.


Uhhh, BURN THE WITCH!

We actually were talking about this (off camera) and I told her I like to drink socially, but I don't drink alone. So I rarely have alcohol at my house. And I don't really drink vodka anymore, regardless.

Or the better answer: My entire fridge before a shoot is filled with Cool Whip tubs and cakes! No room for anything like alcohol!

Yeah, sorry.... I knew it would happen eventually. I could kinda tell from her personality beforehand that she could be the one....

I was (attempting to) edit this just now, and hoo boy... It's hilarious, but there's NO plot at all. At one point I really did say "you gotta suspend disbelief" and she just laughed at me like I had 3 heads.

Immediately followed by her saying, quote: "I don't see how you're losing here. I mean, I'm standing here practically naked, boobs out... I don't think your audience is gonna care if there's a script."
[mind blown]

Oh shit. This is the one who's going to marry Rich and take him away from us.

Fantastic pics and clips of Vanessa, Rich!

Why is it that when I go to the pool to swim laps there's never any girl who looks like that wearing a swimsuit like that?

Just once???

Vanessa had quite a lot to say about the impracticality of that particular pink suit, actually.
I don't think you even have to buy the scene to hear her thoughts. It's in the Bonus BTS clip. (Free in store... I mean, you have to buy SOMETHING, but...)

She has obviously never met me then

I downloaded the 3 views of the pink thong bikini (mind-blowing) and the close up of the aqua blue bikini -- WELL WORTH EVERY CENT.

She's so cute/naturally pretty, and i love the sass/questioning of the whole thing, yet she's cool with the mess of it all.

Honestly, some of the most perfect breasts I've ever seen in WAM, and that's a high bar (Breana, Kylie, several MessyGirls, etc.). As someone above mentioned, i love that one freckle on her left boob -- she's perfect.

I don't normally gush about models, but she's a stunner and I just wanted to publicly thank Rich/stump for these scenes as he deserves all the support. It's been a shit year, but the quality of girls/mess (i.e. all the cake stuff) in 2016 has been outstanding re: SlapstickStuff.

If you're at all considering buying some part/angle or all of Vanessa's stuff, DO IT. NOW. Trust me. The (natural) jiggle factor alone is worth the price of admission, plus she seems pretty rad.

Viva la Rich.

JY

Well that damn deserves some more unreleased messy pics.

What are those pink bikinis called, Rich? I can't find any think quite like it & want to put one on my other half's Xmas list!

Thanks!

Just remembered: SLINGSHOT - like your pie aim!

BAHAHA... It's been getting better over the years....

You might also wanna try "micro bikini." Technically that pink one is a hybrid of the two. Best $10 (??) I've spent in a while! First Kylie, now Vanessa, and maybe another favorite coming in 2017?.....