My significant other and I are planning a little tit-for-tat pie session and I wanted to reach out to you all for some suggestions. We are planning to have at least 10 -12 pies in this session, and I would like to have comedic lines to say before each pie is delivered to its victim. I have a few ideas such as:
Player 1: I made you a pie. Player 2: Oh boy! What flavor? Player 1: PIE FLAVOR! **SPLAT** Player 1: Who wants this cream pie? Player 2: Oh! Let me have it! Player 1: You asked for it. **SPLAT**
I'm looking for some additional ideas. What are some of your favorites?
My significant other and I are planning a little tit-for-tat pie session and I wanted to reach out to you all for some suggestions. We are planning to have at least 10 -12 pies in this session, and I would like to have comedic lines to say before each pie is delivered to its victim. I have a few ideas such as:
Player 1: I made you a pie. Player 2: Oh boy! What flavor? Player 1: PIE FLAVOR! **SPLAT** Player 1: Who wants this cream pie? Player 2: Oh! Let me have it! Player 1: You asked for it. **SPLAT**
I'm looking for some additional ideas. What are some of your favorites?
Thank you in advance.
Not sure if you think you made up that first joke, or took it from ASDF.
Not sure if you think you made up that first joke, or took it from ASDF.
I'm aware that the first line came from ASDF. I'm a huge fan of TomSka's work. I've always wanted to use that line before smashing a pie in someone's face which is why I gave it as an example. I thought I would share it with the community.
Sorry if I made it seem like I made it up myself. Not my intention.
All our slapstick lines have been tested (over and OVER) and well-used over the past decade or so. Feel free to recycle them, much as I continue to do.
SlapstickStuff said: All our slapstick lines have been tested (over and OVER) and well-used over the past decade or so. Feel free to recycle them, much as I continue to do.
I wanted to thank you for the suggestions you provided. The session went great, and my wife really enjoyed the lines. She liked the Garfield one especially.
As a thank you, I wanted to share some of the lines we used in case any of you would like to use them in any of your scenes.
I, of course, used the two that I shared in my original post, as well as the Pirate and Garfield ones. I also had several that I acquired from TV shows over the years. These include:
* Well hello!! If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake... But I don't have a cake... But I have a Pie! **SPLAT** - Woody Woodpecker
* P1: Excuse me. I would like this cream pie to go. P2: To go where? P1: Right here!! **SPLAT** - The Muppet Show
* Hold out your hand... and close your eyes... and you will get a BIG **SPLAT** SURPRISE!
* P1: Pardon me. Would you like to try our new face cream? P2: Sure. P1: You're going to love it. It's called Face Cream Pie. **SPLAT** - YKDTOTV
*P1: You wouldn't. P2: I would. P1: You couldn't. P2: I could. P1: You shouldn't. P2 I should. **SPLAT** P1: You didn't. P2: I did. - Electric Company
* P1: Excuse me. Would you watch my pie? P2: Sure **SPLAT** P1: Keep a good eye on it. - Electric Company
*Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man. "I'll take that one there". **SPLAT** - Electric Company
As you can tell, I watched a lot of Electric Company as a kid.
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