Anyone want to see me humiliate myself with pies on Skype tonight?

On the road and had a playdate arranged, but they've bailed out on me, leaving me with supplies I can't get home anyway. So fuck it - I'll have some solo fun.

3 cans of shaving cream, pie tins, and some pudding.

Warning! I'm a big guy and I'll have my little dick out. Might even jerk off if the mood strikes. I'll probably be a bit tipsy too.

DM me if this sounds fun! No blank screens, please. I need to witness you witnessing me.