Hi,

I just brought home about 11 kg of chocolate spread (Nutella-like).
Who wants to have a fun time with me on Skype?

I'm not sure anyone's ever going to go for this when you have such an anonymous profile.
Actually, if your profile had some detail, pictures etc. I still don't think anyone's going for it.
Has anyone, ever, had success with one of these demands to hook up on Skype? I'm genuinely curious.

I've had a couple of great sessions on Skype this year, both with members I've messaged and chatted with for a long time. I wouldn't consider for a moment going on Skype with someone unknown.
I would suggest doing a "dry run," (literally) on Skype first.
When you first see and hear your UMD message friend, it takes a little while to process the real person from the imaginary.
Then give yourself some space to feel sure about what you are doing.
Agree on boundaries.
It can work, given a bit of care, trust, and mutual respect.
Peter