This gorgeous blonde is teasing me and I had enough, should I teach her a lesson and pie her pretty face and hair??

Heavens no, you should politely ask her to stop teasing you because it hurts your feelings, or maybe chant the "sticks and stones" verse at her. Whyever would it even occur to you to hit her with a pie; who does that?

It's a yes from me

She even bought a cake!

She deserved it

Totally love her "everything's fine" reaction to getting messed up. She's beyond cute and I wish you two many adventures together!

Also loving her throwback Seventies look, whether she was consciously going for that or not.

Of course!