I came back from vacation and found that I have 8 bananas which too brown and disgusting to eat. I'm wondering what it would feel to put on board shorts, unpeel the bananas and drop them into my shorts. Has anyone ever done this? It seems like it would feel squishy and it would be kind of fun. At the same time, it's pretty stupid and the responsible thing to do would be to just throw them out. Should I go through with this?!

Sure. I hope you go thru with your idea. I have done what you are planning. My suggestion is to "lube up" the bananas with choc syrup and then put a few inside in back of your briefs..make sure they are positioned up and down your butt crack. Then sit down on them...its a crazy, incredible feeling.