So, I think I might have heard the best/funniest/weirdest wam argument in a long time. Watching some videos with my wife for inspiration, she came across one of our favorites (I'll name later if there's interest in that) when she finally blurts out "Why so many pies followed by all that slime? Seriously, the poor girl can only get *so* messy!".

Now, my wife will NOT allow slime or anything on her face and only very rarely in her hair. However, I try to counter her questions with making her think of her own involvement with wam as we do it. "Well, babe, don't you enjoy the feeling of pudding or cream pie filling as it slides down your clothes and all over your body?".

"Well, yeah! I just don't think it should take more than a few pies to get messy".

Heaven help me if she isn't totally right IRL. How to explain why the fantasy of the video girl getting that much messier is harder though.

Anyone have a good way to help her understand why it's so fun?

P.S. while she is certainly of full legal age and consents to me having her photos, she won't show her face. Here is her latest idea for a pie outfit.

Just tell your wife how much more you'll do for (or to) her the messier she gets. Then she will understand you.

That's a good idea, in theory, but doesn't always work on her. It's similar in practice to her giving me "puppydog eyes". That said, truthfully, she's extremely accommodating of my desire to see her messy. Usually, it's "remember that moderation keeps me coming back for more!". Meaning, for her, as long as she doesn't feel drowned in glop by the end, she's happy to have another session soon. This past Wednesday was that way. She put on her Halloween costume from last year and got two pies (sat in one, smashed the other on her breasts). That night, because of the warm weather, she's sat across from me at our living room (wearing only an old, hole covered shirt and bikini briefs)while I am working to paint the details on a figurine statue for a gift. She joked after about 30 mins or so "oh, so we're going to pretend that other pie doesn't exist?" She picked it up and smashed it against her self, leaving me to lick her breasts clean while she wiggles on my lap. But, yeah, "she can only get so messy"....

My wife lets me get her bad every how and again but what blew my mind was when we had pics of her on here someone said that a album we had just posted was going to make quite a lot of tissue papers get used and tossed in the trash can. She didn't get it at all, so I had to explain it and she was complexed that people (guys but maybe some girls) were going to be rubbing one out to pics of her she was embarrassed and looked a little uncomfortable and I was like babe, why do u think people come on here?!

We have had the same discussion. She's pretty much ok knowing that some little horny little monkey is beating the meat to a photo of her. It gets uncomfortable when one of them, I won't call out the name, starts asking to buy her things and asking for more photos.

There's always hope she will eventually become accustomed to greater mess over time. Also, have you been trying out different substances or asking for her input on messy supplies?

After almost 19 years together and most of it spent engaged in WAM in one form or another, she has pretty much found what she likes and doesn't. We experimented early on with other substances and she found that for her, vanilla does it (no pun intended, but fully intended). We've tried pretty much everything from BBQ sauce to buttercream frosting (such a shame none of it was in white jeans )and have found that she hates anything savory. Chocolate sauce and pudding used to be ok, but lately she doesn't like the smell. Some substances are "too sticky" for liking such as honey or syrup. It's pretty much vanilla pudding, whipped cream, banana cream pies and jelly (usually grape for the color) that she wants. As I've said somewhere before, I'm lucky she indulges me at all. She's such an amazing girl though and I'm so happy to have her.

Wet and messy fetish is definitely not for everyone. You are indeed lucky to have a partner in slime.

I'm curious if your wife has tried gunge mixes like J-lube, natrasol, methylcellulose, etc.? They usually have little to no smell or taste and aren't too expensive.

Why on earth would you marry someone who wouldn't indulge in a kink you enjoy? I make it clear to my partners very early on that it is something I NEED to do to feel sexually satisfied in a relationship. It's not about convincing her that it is "fun" it's about having the backbone to tell her that it's something you need to do to be satisfied. You guys are married for christs sake! Marriage requires sacrifice from both parties and I feel bad for you dude

We've done the "Jelly Baff" or whatever that's called and nuru gel. She enjoys both. Baff in colder months because the water stays warm longer, nuru in summer for the refreshing cool feel on her skin.

I think you misunderstand. She *does* indulge me. I find it funny that you don't notice that. I find it funnier that you mention sacrifice from both parties. Funniest still is backbone. She had the "backbone" you refer to enough to tell me that she absolutely loves getting messy, she just doesn't like certain things. She does pie sitting, smashes them into her own breasts, sprays herself with whipped cream, stuffs her own panties full of the mess, etc. It's a lap dance/strip tease every time she gets messy. Trust me, you don't need to feel sorry for me. You can also rest assured you haven't insulted me. For that to happen I would have to care about your opinion of me.