Hey yall! Just a reminder that im offering sessions in Manchester. Book through Ministry of Mess! Yeehaw! :splat:

With all my messy love, Maria

I've had a couple of sessions and they were fucking incredible. Don't miss out, Maria is awesome!! x

If you were about 4,000 miles closer, I'd have a session with you, Maria! :lovestruck:

Fabulous pics!

Norman

Also im totally up for travel if train fair is included. Oops ha! Forgot to say that!

Damn it. I've just spent half an hour Googling "Experimental subterranean Manchester-to-Chicago train line" and numerous other variations on that phrase, it apparently no-one is building one or planning on building one. Why do I always get the freaking short straw in these deals?