I'm gonna be making some more self pie videos, and I'd like them to be satisfying messy as well as on the funny side.

I'm trying to figure out a way to make a feather on a pole to tickle my feet, but that's the only thing I can think of.

What other things could I do, or what things could I say either after a pie or in between pies?
Let me know if you can think of anything that would be entertaining to hear me say relative t when I get a pie in the face: Before it, After it, Interrupted, Between Pies. Let me know if a certain way of saying it would help. For instance, I like "No, you wouldn't!"- that's something I like to hear before someone is pied in the face. (on the subject, are yellow rubber gloves enough to help with the illusion of getting pied by someone else?)

What kind of things could I DO to make a pie in the face better? My first idea is a pie followed by an apple in my mouth like I'm going to be served up, or perhaps a banana stuck in my mouth or something. Should I try something like Chubby Bunny while taking pies in the face? Are there any types of silly faces that I should try making for a pie? How about sticking my feet in my face after getting pied?

are there any emotions I should try? Reluctant, resistant, worried, angry OR excited, enthusiastic, blissful.

Please let me know what idea you might have to improve a self pie in the face- I'd be happy to try just about anything out for the sake of getting messy.