Plonk recently called out this YouTuber as "one to watch." For good reason: she's a lovely lady with a fantastic figure, and although her channel is ostensibly dedicated to "beauty," she clearly has a lot of fun getting wet or messy in a variety of different ways (unfortunately, often in ways not terribly satisfying from a wammer's perspective).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlFf0FrS2Jc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZug4koqZ2Y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afYlPHjlRrw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkmV3VtojE4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFIqV9qR0Rc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F11P5QXk0CE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=120VBPxkYzE

As a self-proclaimed pieromaniac, however, I was pretty partial to a pie video she did a few years back, which I think was the first of all her online messy adventures. The first couple pies are admittedly on the weak side, but this builds up to a pretty messy climax by the end. Unfortunately, she has removed this video from her channel, so I thought I'd throw up a shitload of screencaps from it in fond remembrance.

Apparently they broke up and she deleted them. But it looks like a fan uploaded it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTyB3YaAxGQ

Gee, thanks for all the pics and internet links Pieromanic!! I haven't seen any of those from her missing M.I.A. pie video. It's a shame she pulled the video.

I noticed that you missed one of her videos where she sticks her face into a cake while inside a huge balloon. Perhaps Rich @ SlapStickStuff can use this set-up on a future caking scene??
Anyway, here is the link. The whole video is quite funny, but if you want to see just the part where she sticks her cake in her face it stars at 6:39. Here's the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHH9P3d5zN0

Thanks for the additional video link, Mr_Pies! That one was new to me. She is certainly a gorgeous and zany young woman, and I love her enthusiasm for getting messy. In this last video, she really slams her face into that cake quite a few times, while the other woman does her best to stay as clean as possible. (NOT suggesting Rachel is "one of us," an actual wammer -- merely that she seems to have a lot of fun with it!)

Thanks for sharing! I'd love to join in with this lovely lady...
A pity that besides her slime video she stays relatively clean

Is she famous for anything other than her boobs?

She's a millennial in 2017.
Those boobs are more "talent" than 85% of famous YouTubers.

Well, I wasn't complaining. I think boobs are a perfectly acceptable thing to be famous for.

(Personal to Breana: Maybe show them though?)

Just for the record: you're calling this relatively clean?

She already told me her asking price is $4K.

Tell ya what Regis... You pony up the first $3800 and I'll kick in the rest. What a deal!!

A couple more photo montages from Pieromaniac2 and I'm thinking he might pony up the 4K himself.

... although I don't really care (she's cute but some of your models eclipse her), you were kidding about her doing it with you for 4K, right?

Sorry, Regis muddied the waters (as usual). The $4K was in regards to Breana's boobs, not this girl.

I would assume that if she's YouTube famous, she can make more money sitting at home shooting stupid videos than getting clobbered with pies for hours. So I doubt she'd shoot WAM for any normal amount of money. (And definitely wouldn't do topless for $4000, even if it was just "normal" content.)

Semi-related, but a model friend of mine explained to me that once any "model" (or "celebrity") gets over 250K likes on IG, they can basically just print money without leaving their house. Like, post a picture of you holding a product? $2000. Do one of those "hey, check out my friend's page" posts? $1000. None of this stuff is happening for free. There's basically "working models" now who actually shoot for money, and "IG models" who just get paid to take selfies. Some do both, but not as many as you'd think.

And yes, I know this girl is a "YouTube star" and not an "IG model," but same principle.

Ah, read that one wrong. Seemed a bit odd, to be honest.

"Hi, my name's Rich! I see you did an innocent video with your boyfriend smashing pies in each other's faces! Delightful. So, wanna do it for money?? We'll jerk off to it, I bet! 4K you say? Hmm, maybe maybe"

Yeah, I'm more than pretty sure that I'm pleased that conversation never took place in hindsight...

Girl's got nearly 4 million followers on InstaGram, so she obviously can afford the to do batshit crazy rich-person things like rolling around on a bed piled high with balloons made of real gold, drinking inflatable champagne from a massive balloon bottle...

If she's got 4 million followers on IG she's pulling down $200,000 without leaving her house.
Fuck getting her to DO WAM. I need her to start BUYING it. We're already close to the point where wealthy benefactors are gonna be the only way WAM producers can afford to keep making content.

I sure wish I had boobs like that.

One day you will, Regis. One day you will.

As the Holy Modal Rounders (the original freak-folk band) once sang: "Boobs a Lot!"